I watched this whole thing. I just cant really explain it. I could make a joke and say “No video in the history of the internet has ever made me this horny” but I am far too confused. I have way too many “Why’s” right now and I think my brain needs to shut down.
When he explains what happens to his teeth its pretty out of nowhere and pretty straight forward. Also, its fucking AMAZING!
Years ago I really considered changing my middle name so that Ron “Motherfuckin” Workman would be something that could live and breathe. I now know I was not ready. I think Turtleman could teach me more. I must go on a Vision Quest with Turtleman and Matthew Modine.
